Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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