The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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