Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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