you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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