dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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