Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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