yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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