I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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