She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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