If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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