im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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