it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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