If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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