did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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