She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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