There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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