This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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