How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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