I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
wow bdsm is so cute
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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