So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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