Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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