OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
you made out with another girl for some wings
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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