Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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