either way he was missing a nipple.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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