He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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