i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
