We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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