Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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