like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I think your dad took our porno
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
