You're my little dorito
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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