Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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