if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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