Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
if i died would you start the facebook group?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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