He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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