a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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