trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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