This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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