Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
