There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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