omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
