Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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