her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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