Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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