Duck Duck Cougar?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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