How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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