It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
