people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
