Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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