Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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