Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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