I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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