He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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