You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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